Friday, May 29, 2009

My Vanity Is Gone

When I get pregnant, I mean really pregnant, my belly button disappears. It just flattens out until you can't really tell that I even had one in the first place. Most women have theirs poke out, but not me, mine just hides. Also, I get stretch marks all around my belly button. I thought I had plenty with the first one, but somehow I managed to get more this time around.

Just thought I'd give you a little background information for the following conversation that happened as I was getting out of the shower the other morning. (Why is it that my daughter has figured out that she needs privacy in the bathroom, but not that I might like it as well?)

Charlotte: Is that you belly button?

Me: Yep, it's back.

Charlotte: Did you get old?

Me: What?

Charlotte: You wrinkled.


Gee thanks.

1 comment:

Mary Jo said...

Yeah the same thing happens to my belly button. I would rather it dissapear than stick out!