Why I keep Her

 I finally found the dog pee.

 I had to sprinkle baking soda over the carpet and the vacuum it up to find where it stuck.

That's how I knew it was dog pee. 

 On our brand new carpet.

 And also on the brand new wall too.

 And sometimes I think we're too poor to own this one dog wrecking crew.

 And sometimes I think we should just get rid of her.

 And then I find a million photos 

 that Charlotte

 and Greg

 and Dan have taken of her.

 And I know I'd never be able to do that.

 So instead I buy an industrial size jug of Nature's Miracle

 And hope it works.